A True Fact Said By  S. BHAGAT SINGH


"Zindgi to apne hi dum par ji jati hai....!
 Auro'n k kandho pe to Zanaze hi uthaa karte hai...!"

Kaafi dard bhra sher hai zra dhyaan se padhiyega:

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi rahi ....
Kyunki ab vo dikhne main itni khaas nahi rahi

ha ha ha ha ha

Husband ne wife se kha "HTA LO APNE CHEHRE SE YE ZULFE A JAAN-e- TAMANNA, KHUDA KASAM AGLI BAAR KHAANE ME BAAL AAYA TO SAJNI SE GAJNI BNA DUNGA" :)))))

Asi Jis nu Chahunde C , Oh hora de gun gaunde C.
Mai kiha tere to bagair maitho jee ni hona,
Oh hass k kehde "Jad mai nai C odon vee tan jeonde C"

Lalu ne raabri se I LOVE U kha or gir pade.
Phir uthe I LOVE U bola aur fir gir pade.

Raabri - "e ka hai??"
Lalu - "dekhti nahi ka sasuri...I am falling in LOVE.." :-)))

Gal Hove Koi Ta Asi V Dil Te Laaiye,

Chadd Sab Nu Asi V Tur Jayie,

Par Satho Dekh Nahi Hone Teri Akha Ch Hanju,

Nahi Tah Asi Vee har Gal Te Russ Jayiye.........

3 Ants Saw an Elephant Coming...

1st Ant Says : We'll Kill Him.
2nd Ant Says: We'll Break His Legs.
3rd Ant Says: Leave Him Dude, He's Alone & We are 3 :)))))

It hurts to love someone who doesn't give you time

BUT

Its hurts you more when you realize that you doesn't give time to someone who loves you....!!!

Avein ta ni koi Chadd Jaanda,
Shayad Saade ch Koi Kasoor Hove,
Q Kise nu Bewafa Kahiye,
ki Pta oh Kina Majboor Hove,
Badal Jaanda Hur ik Ethe,
Jehra Vasda Thora Door Hove,
Ki Pta Hove Koi Augan Saade ch,
Jehda usnu na kabool Hove,
Baki dukh jaanbujh ke ni koi de jaanda,
Hunda oh hai jo rabb nu manzoor Hove...!!!!

"A policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks ?? .Aaj se tumahra khelna, tv dekna, ghumna sab band.
Son- Ye lo papa 50rs baat ko yahin khatam karo.

u know 70% of students in india are suffering from AIDS.

U can't believe me but it's true:

AIDS

means

Attendance & Internal marks Deficiency Syndrome

:))))))))))))

Santa was smoking in front of his father . Mother say oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai.
Santa says : Bapu hi hai koi petrol pamp ta nahi jehda ki aag fad ju ga ..

HA HA HA HA

Jis aas te khadi hove zindgi,
Oh aas na chaknachoor hove,
Kehna pave apne aap nu doshi,
Banda aina ve na kde mazboor hove,
Ohde haase te kde na shakk kariye,
Jeehda hasna hee dastoor hove,
Jehda sache dilon kise di khushi mange,
Rabba oss dil ton khushi kde na door hove...!!!

Asi vich nadi de pani vangu, pta nhi kad veh jaana..
Kitte ehsaan jo tu mere te, bojh saade dil te reh jaana..
Kuch dinna di yaari picho, alvida tainu ek din keh jaana..
Tainu mudke kdi nhi labne asi, mera bs naam he chete reh jaana..
4 din roo ke meri yaad ch tusi, changi hundi si "Doll" keh jaana...!!!

Hello friends, Happy New Year- 2010"

+ New Aim

+New Achievement

+New Dream

+New Idea

+New Thinking

+New Ambition =====Life + success