Jin: Kya Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa ...?

Aaqa: Mere A/C me 50 Crore aur Katrina Se Shaadi 10 Second Mein Kra Do...

Jin: Aaqa..!  Hukam Kro, Bakwaas Nahi...:)))))))))

Kisi ke paas waqt nahi kisi k jawab ka,

Zindgi lge jaise koi swaal ho hisaab ka,

Disturb kiya ho to maaf karna mere dost,

Maksad tha puchna ki kya haal hai aapka :)

How to create the biggest doubt in your lover's mind for you?

Very Simple :)


Just suddenly SMS him/her
Saying-
"I Love You too"
;))))))))))))))))

In a cold day when i looked for a place to hide,I couldn't find any place warmer than my friends heart so,please dont keep waiting..its too cold outside...

Wen u feel depressed,wen u feel smthng is wrng,wen u feel down,dnt worry..jst remember only 3 things...1. I m ur friend..2.u hv cash..3.lets party together.:-)

Bichad Gye H Jo Unka Sath kya Mangu,zara C Umar H Gamse Nijat Kya Mangu,wo Sath Hote To Hoti Zarurte B Hme Akeli Jaan K Liye Kaynat Kya Mangu..

Uska khyal ab na mere dil me aayega,woh b to kuch dino mein bhol jayega,Royega wo kar k yaad meri waofaon ko,Wo shakhs jb kisi or se Dil lgayga...

Aiven ta nai koi chud janda,shyad sade ch koi kasoor hve,q kise nu bewfa kahiye,ki pta o kina majbur hve,badl janda har ik ithe jehra vsda thora door hve,ki pta hve koi augan sade ch,jehra usnu na kabul hve,baki dukh jaanbujh k ni koi de jana hunda,o h jo rabb nu manjor hve..

Loving someone for a while is not a big thing in life.......but loving the same person with same amount of love at every moment of our life is the best thing........

Teri Ulfat Ko Kabhi Nakkam Na Hone Denge,

Tere Pyaar Ko Kabhi Badnaam Naa Hone Denge,

Meri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Suraj Nikle Naa Nikle,

Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Shaam Naa Hone Denge.......................................

Tension Happens In Luv Is Felt In Heart.....
Den Y Do Ppl Get Heart Attack Wen Dey r Tensed &Y Ppl Get Mad Wen Dey R In Luv????Crazy na!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP THINKING>...................................

1 vaar 2 vehle baithe c..


Pehla vehla: tenu pta hai k kyu rab ne sanu 2 hath dite?

Duja vehla: kyu??


Pehla vehla: ta k asi hath te hath dharke beth sakiye...:)))))

A Best Friend is one who says "o teri kismat ch nai, yaar ohnu bhul ja" 


&


A True Friend is one who says "tu padaai te dhyaan de, ghar to chuk leawange ohnu...!!!! "

Chand par kali ghata chati to hogi,

Sitaro me chamak aati to hogi,

Tum lakh chupao duniya se,

Magar akele me tumhe apni sakal pe hasi aati to hogi :-p